M.E. and me

Who wears short shorts?

Posted on 5/21/2010 at 12:12:07 AM

Ok so they arnt really short, more knee lenght but they are shorts! Yes! Today I purchased a pair of shorts. And wore them with pride. My pasty pale pins got some air and a slight tan. The only problem is that they are cotton and when I drove down to ipswich is was a bit warm and I had to change back into my jeans owing to the fact that my shorts where now like a spounge. Also, the sun had dissapeared (probably because I had entered suffolk). Mr T’s family resembled a punch and judy show at the window and it scared me into diving into my passenger footwell to avoid being seen. Once they had beaten the crocodile with sausages yelling ‘that’s the way to do it’ and their show was over, I got into Mr T’s car and he took me to felixstow. I was so excited on the way. I’ve never been. I won’t be going again any time soon. It was a bit of a dissapointment to be fair. The highlight was seeing Mr T on the dance machine. Also he was fairly shocked that I went very shy in the fish and chip shops. Believe it or not, I do stop talking sometimes!